Breaking News: Andy Barroca and his girlfriend, headed to B-MEG

Posted: September 6, 2011 in Breaking news
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After days of hearing rumors, its now official. Andy Barroca and his girlfriend will go to B-Meg Derby Ace when Barako Bull and Shopinas.com (can’t help but read it as SHA-PENIS.COM, sorry) agreed on a 3-way deal 24 hours ago. Here’s my take on why this trade which will go down as one of the most lopsided pre-season swap in years.

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Don Allado is one of the most reliable backup C/PF in the league…granted that he woke up on the GLORIOUS side of Maricar Allado’s bed. See, Don Allado can grab a couple of boards, he can defend and pretty much just throw his weight around the block. In short, if he’s not in the mood – he’s just an old, fat dude out there ready and willing to spend all his 6 fouls on the opposing squad. So that being said, if you’re B-MEG, you just gotta make a damn deal. Especially with Richard Reed’s secret son’s in Rafi Reavis and Rico Maierhoffer waiting to contribute again with twice the amount and effort that Don puts in every night.

So who do you call if you wanna make a ridiculously upside down deal look normal?

Whoelse? “Ang Hari ng Padala” Air21 Conduits.

Seriously, I don’t give a fuck if they call themselves the Air21 Express, Burger King, Barako Bullshit. They can call themselves Dora Ratkillers for all I care.

But as far as I’m concerned, they’re the PBA’s bitch. Period.

Andy Barroca is one of the best offensive young guards in the country (with all due respect to JV Casio) and has the makings of an above average do-it-all guard in the PBA. Swapping him (along with his GF) for sophomore Elmer Espiritu via Don Allado is like trading away your Brand new Ducati bike for a pair of worn out Levi’s Jeans for crying out loud. I can imagine the look on Shopinas head coach Franz Pumaren’s face right now. Damn.

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